The lineup
Canadian Crafted Spirits
Born in Jalisco, the entire process from recipe, bottling, canning, printing was all done in Calgary Alberta
Crafted in Canada, our Texquila embodies passion and innovation, redefining spirits with a modern twist.
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How Much
Damage Do We Need?
Answer honestly. We will not judge you. We will, however, do the math on your behalf so nobody runs dry at 11pm.
Headcount12 guests
The Mood
The Occasion
Every birthday deserves backup.
Problematic Friends Attending
Bar Tab Forecast
12 guests
Respectable Turnout
Backyard ChillDragon-Tier
0
Bottles of Texquila
For the margaritas people will lie and say they only had two of.
0
Cans, mixed flavors
Grab-and-go, for people who arrive already thirsty.
Buy one extra can anyway. Future you sends a thank-you text.
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